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I bastard hate open office!

by Albert_Soviets @ 2008-05-02 - 19:18:18

I have spent hours upon hours writing this report. I don't know quite how many but I am guessing around 50. It's bad enough having to write the damned thing but the two word processors I use - Open Office and Abiword - are utter shite. They misalign paragraphs, you can't write decent essay outlines in them and what is really irritating me is that every time I insert a bar chart, frustratingly produced in Open Office's spreadsheet programme it promptly loses the image when I have to open the document again. WHAT THE FUCK FOR? EH? Bastard thing! I may have no choice but to get hold of Crossover office and run Microsoft Word. Don't want to but my head is killing me, I am sick of looking at this fucking thing and the free/open source alternatives are not up to snuff. By all means I will file a bug report and bung the hackers a few quid but that won't help me much in the near future. Not blaming them, I know it's tough to write this stuff, I'm not a hacker never will be (not smart enough). All the same it is very frustrating. I've been sat here all day trying to get this thing right, just like I was all last weekend and the weekend before, etc. and it's now getting on my nerves so much that I have to blog about it like the whinging bastard pom that I am. :(

And that utter cunt Boris "utter cunt" Johnson is going to win the election. That just tops it all. London, say it isn't so!!


 
 

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shakeberryshakeberry [Member]
2008-05-02 @ 19:31

Oh my god...I adore you!!!! Your way with words is fanfuckingtastic and I also hate it for the same reason...makes it tedious at times.

Thank you, I'm available for ranting at children's parties, weddings and street corners, :D

shakeberryshakeberry [Member]
2008-05-02 @ 21:29

Street corners...you want to admit something here?....I'm deep routed on mine saturday nights...anytime in june alright for you?

Sure, I'm easy enough to recognise, what with the giant bottle of vodka I carry around. ;)

shakeberryshakeberry [Member]
2008-05-03 @ 15:51

I have big boobs and big blue eyes, so am i...although my attire is somewhat "bare minimum" You may need to avert your eyes on occasions during your rant ;)

I can only promise I'll try. :))

That's a brilliant rant! I can hear every inch of your frustration...been there...not with the same thing but similar...and London's gone fucking mad! Boris as Mayor is a night bloody mare...actually I think we lost London a long time ago, there's been a complete takeover of it and division into ghettos and that's sad, because I was born there and I barely recognize it now...not Ken's doing, just happened real fast since Blair came in I think...hope you've calmed down now...big hugs to you in the meantime....

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