I have spent hours upon hours writing this report. I don't know quite how many but I am guessing around 50. It's bad enough having to write the damned thing but the two word processors I use - Open Office and Abiword - are utter shite. They misalign paragraphs, you can't write decent essay outlines in them and what is really irritating me is that every time I insert a bar chart, frustratingly produced in Open Office's spreadsheet programme it promptly loses the image when I have to open the document again. WHAT THE FUCK FOR? EH? Bastard thing! I may have no choice but to get hold of Crossover office and run Microsoft Word. Don't want to but my head is killing me, I am sick of looking at this fucking thing and the free/open source alternatives are not up to snuff. By all means I will file a bug report and bung the hackers a few quid but that won't help me much in the near future. Not blaming them, I know it's tough to write this stuff, I'm not a hacker never will be (not smart enough). All the same it is very frustrating. I've been sat here all day trying to get this thing right, just like I was all last weekend and the weekend before, etc. and it's now getting on my nerves so much that I have to blog about it like the whinging bastard pom that I am. :(

And that utter cunt Boris "utter cunt" Johnson is going to win the election. That just tops it all. London, say it isn't so!!